Cogent and engaging copy from a highly experienced, marketing-led copywriter who is available for hire, by the hour, by the day, by the pound, by the hook and by the crook.


No flim flam,
bull or hubris: just the never-ending quest, for the ever-elusive hook...









This, by the way, isn't me.
So please don't be put off.




HOME
… Back where you came in (probably)

COPYWRITING AND THE HUMBLE SALES LETTER
… Not all copywriters have what it takes to construct all-singing, all dancing missives

I'D LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M A WEBSITE AND SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMISATION (SEO) COPYWRITER
… Steer clear of this page if spiders bother you

HOW THIS COPYWRITER PAYS HIS MORTGAGE
… Or what a really good copywriter's time costs

USE THIS COPYWRITER FOR ALL KINDS OF THINGS
… Whatever you want writing, I'll write it

THE COPYWRITER'S NECK ON THE LINE
… How I sell what I sell
Here's why people ask me to write their important letters...
1. I'm much better at it than they are
2. I have more time to do it
3. I enjoy writing letters and they don't
4. I squeeze the maximum 'value' out of a letter
To my clients, it's of little or no importance that I'm not an expert on their product or service. After all, impressing the client with my product knowledge is not my priority. My task is to produce letters that influence the people my clients want to influence. That's what I'm paid to do. In other words, although you know what makes your product tick, I know how to get your message across.



I write all kinds of unique letters for all kinds of unique businesses. You may well be here because you're looking for a sales letter or a prospecting letter, if so, I'm your man. But that's not all I do in the letter department.
I also compose letters of apology, letters that deal with complaints, letters that contain bad news (and good news) and letters that simply announce simple changes. Most are snail-mailed, some are e-mailed and a few feature on websites.

My letters are used in CRM programs and in business to business marketing campaigns. I have also written suites of letters (on one occasion 125+) that comprise a complete customer communications program.

So now you know what I do, I'd like to tell you how I do it.